The stocky cousin of the
common bully. If the common bully is a city commuter, the upland bully is a high-country farmer in a heavy wool jersey. Growing to about 10 centimetres, they are thick-bodied with a noticeably blunt rounded head. Large puppy-dog eyes sit near the top of their skull. The colouration is a mottled tapestry of orange-brown, tan and grey. It is designed to make them look exactly like a piece of river-shingle. When they sit still among the rocks, they are effectively invisible until they flick a fin. Camouflage is total.
The defining characteristic is its non-migratory lifestyle. While 18 of New Zealand's 50-odd native freshwater fish species spend part of their lives at sea, the upland bully has completely abandoned the ocean. They live, breed and die within the same few hundred metres of a mountain stream. This makes them incredibly loyal to their specific waterway. They have evolved a quality over quantity reproductive strategy. Instead of laying thousands of tiny eggs to drift into the sea, they lay fewer, much larger eggs. These hatch into fully formed mini-bullies ready to take on the current immediately. The investment is high.
Male upland bullies are the dedicated dads of the high country. During summer breeding season, the males stake out a flat-bottomed rock and clean the underside. Once a female is impressed by his territory and his dark, brooding breeding colours, she lays her large eggs in a shimmering carpet on the stone's ceiling. The male then stays on guard for weeks. He fans the eggs with his pectoral fins and aggressively chases away hungry trout or wandering eels. The defence is relentless.
In the modern New Zealand landscape, the upland bully is a silent witness to our changing back-country. They are often the only native fish left in high-altitude streams where dams have blocked all the commuters from returning. To find an upland bully under a rock in a clear mountain stream is to find a resident. It has a deeper connection to that specific patch of water than almost any other creature in the bush. The loyalty is absolute.
They do not travel. They do not explore. They stay. The stream is their entire world. It is enough.