The brown noddy is the least tern-like of all the terns. It is stocky and dark. It moves with the deliberate calm of a bird that has never been told to hurry. The plumage is chocolate brown above. It is paler below. A white cap fades to grey on the nape. The eye is dark. The bill is black and fine. It is slightly curved. It looks like a tern redesigned for a slower pace of life. The design is functional. It suits the lifestyle.
It nests in colonies that can cover entire islands. The nest is a platform of twigs, seaweed, and feathers. It is glued together with guano. It sits in a tree, on a cliff ledge, or directly on the ground. A single egg is laid. Both parents share incubation. The chick takes about five weeks to fledge. It then returns to the nest for another month of free meals. The dependency is prolonged. The investment is high.
Feeding is less energetic than other terns. The brown noddy dips to the surface. It snatches small fish and squid without landing. There is no plunge diving. No hovering. Just a quick snatch and a return to cruising. It sometimes feeds at night. This is when squid rise closer to the surface. The timing is opportunistic. The technique is efficient.
At sea, it flies low and steady. It often travels in long lines of birds following the same current. It rarely ventures far from land. The brown noddy is a bird of the inshore tropics. It is not a bird of the open ocean. That makes its appearance in New Zealand waters unusual. It is a tropical bird that took a wrong turn. It ended up in the temperate south. The displacement is accidental. The survival is notable.
The feet are webbed, but barely. Noddies
perch more than they swim. They cling to branches and rocks with a grip that seems improbable. The name comes from the bird's habit of nodding its head when disturbed. It does not fly away immediately. It nods first. A warning. A negotiation. Then it flies. The behaviour is distinctive. It defines the species.
In the Kermadec Islands, where New Zealand's only resident population lives, the brown noddy is common. On the mainland, it is a legend. Dozens of records exist. Most come from Northland and the Bay of Plenty. These are single birds. Tired travellers. Lost. They usually stay for a few days. They feed. Then they disappear. The common noddy, the white-capped noddy, and the
black noddy are relatives. The brown noddy is the largest of the group. That is not saying much. All noddies are small. All are dark. All seem slightly confused about why anyone would want to live in cold water. It carries on.